William Barnhill

TRENT STAADECKER, a slightly
neurotic marketing sales exec
from LA, fears that he will
contract the same horrific,
lingering, memory robbing
illness that killed his
father. Believing this he
finally wears down his
hedonistic brother JAMES and
their bungling best friend
GEORGE getting them to
promise to do a mercy killing
should Trent contract the
illness. Trent requests not
to know when or where the
killing will take place.

Days before a sales meeting
in Cancun Mexico, Trent has a
severe allergic reaction
exhibiting symptoms similar
to his fathers. This along
with the mix up between Trent
and an old insurance letter
diagnosing Trent's father
condition is enough to send
James and George pricing out
a mercy killing from a hit
man in Mexico. Due to
George's bad Spanish much is
lost in translation and the
hit man, EL RAPIDO, believes
he and his men are hired to
kill Trent immediately.

A series of bungled assassination
attempts are made until the
kidnapping/ransom of Trent's love
interest GLORIA JIMENEZ forces
them to confront the assassins in
a hidden tomb inside an ancient
pyramid during a hurricane. After
much rankling and a narrow escape
the girl is saved and the
assassins are literally washed
away. Trent returns to LA, makes
peace with his father's death and
marries Lauren.